Here I was, thinking I met a decent guy, and he hits me with..
Added 2022-12-31 19:41:21 +0000 UTCHere I was, thinking I met a decent guy, and he hits me with: “I can maybe only see you every other time I’m in town for like 3 hours. I just got too much going on.”
Mother fucker, you’re telling me you’re “single” but got a “curfew”, we can’t ever spend the night together and only have 3 hours for me every other time you’re in town, and expect me to believe you’re “single”? 🙄
Then, I got 314, a ghost from my past that just won’t go away but he only stalks me on the internet from fake accounts, refusing to admit it’s him.
I got thousands of fans on Pornhub, but I can’t find one man worth fucking in real life. 😤
