I'm getting into a rather unhealthy relationship with Mr. Sl..
Added 2023-11-23 17:08:32 +0000 UTCI'm getting into a rather unhealthy relationship with Mr. Slim Chickens. He wants me to be very very fat. Every time I see him he forces me to stuff my gut with lots of delicious but very unhealthy food. I'm worried I will get so huge I won't be able to fit through his door. He's already ruined my favourite jeans. Look how I have to wear them now ☹️ Any advice?
